Don't Hold Your Breath

Jul 30

Hanging out at #nobleexperiment with all of the cool kids. @kga85 @elementaljen @thewalkingdead 
It’s a speakeasy with a wall of golden skulls! SKULLS!! You can just forward all my mail and phone calls here. Last night in San Diego. Wish I had another day to hang with everyone. Next time I’ll stay longer. Ate a ridiculously good meal at @table10 and now it’s a booze-filled night of boozey booze. #whyisntthereasexyfrenchmaidladybar

Hanging out at #nobleexperiment with all of the cool kids. @kga85 @elementaljen @thewalkingdead
It’s a speakeasy with a wall of golden skulls! SKULLS!! You can just forward all my mail and phone calls here. Last night in San Diego. Wish I had another day to hang with everyone. Next time I’ll stay longer. Ate a ridiculously good meal at @table10 and now it’s a booze-filled night of boozey booze. #whyisntthereasexyfrenchmaidladybar

Jul 28

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Jul 27

Last day of #comiccon here’s the #ghostfink patch I created as a #comicconexclusive you can pick them up at booth #4503 or at my online shop. 
The #iwannatouchyourbutt patches are all sold out. Thanks to the people who picked them. You weirdos!!
I’ll be making more soon-ish. 
So bummed the con is ending. I got to see a ton of great friends and make a few new ones. 
Drop by the booth and bring boozey hugs. 
#patchperverts #justinisshittalkingonmyawesomehashtags #ratfink #ghostbusters #embroideredpatch #nerdflu #cropdusters #beardstalkers #hangovers #slimer

Last day of #comiccon here’s the #ghostfink patch I created as a #comicconexclusive you can pick them up at booth #4503 or at my online shop.
The #iwannatouchyourbutt patches are all sold out. Thanks to the people who picked them. You weirdos!!
I’ll be making more soon-ish.
So bummed the con is ending. I got to see a ton of great friends and make a few new ones.
Drop by the booth and bring boozey hugs.
#patchperverts #justinisshittalkingonmyawesomehashtags #ratfink #ghostbusters #embroideredpatch #nerdflu #cropdusters #beardstalkers #hangovers #slimer

Jul 26

Yes it’s true #iwannatouchyourbutt new patches up in my shop and at my booth #4503 this weekend at #comiccon 
Thanks for all the booze dropped off today. #sociallubricant 
Met a ton of rad people so far today. Drop by my booth if you haven’t bring hugs and butts to hug! Tonight cherry bomb with the #Jugend  @the_drunken_sailor 
#ineedtotouchyourbutt #thispatchwillgetyoulaid #outonthefloorafteryougetthecrapbeatenoutofyoufortouchingaladysbutt #denimdemon #sdcc #comicconexclusive

Yes it’s true #iwannatouchyourbutt new patches up in my shop and at my booth #4503 this weekend at #comiccon
Thanks for all the booze dropped off today. #sociallubricant
Met a ton of rad people so far today. Drop by my booth if you haven’t bring hugs and butts to hug! Tonight cherry bomb with the #Jugend @the_drunken_sailor
#ineedtotouchyourbutt #thispatchwillgetyoulaid #outonthefloorafteryougetthecrapbeatenoutofyoufortouchingaladysbutt #denimdemon #sdcc #comicconexclusive

Jul 25

Behold the #drüde … A secret society of #shubzeroth worshippers (aka groupies). These are now available at my booth #4503  this week at #comiccon We #metacrypt ( @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) are really stoked on how these turned out. Each drüde is one of a kind and cast in a different color.
You can also pick these up at the @lulubell_japan Booth 5407 #sdcc #comicconexclusive #druid #cvlt #kvlt #madeinjapan #sofubi #japanesevinyl #alltheyoungdrüdescarrythenews #Thankstothepeoplewhobroughtmeboozetoday #wedrankitall #burrrrp #lotsofcosplaybuttstoday #mmmmmbutts #iwannatouchyourbutt #ineedyourbutt #jasoneedmistoniswaytoocanadian #baphomet #hailsatan #drinkpbr

Behold the #drüde … A secret society of #shubzeroth worshippers (aka groupies). These are now available at my booth #4503 this week at #comiccon We #metacrypt ( @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) are really stoked on how these turned out. Each drüde is one of a kind and cast in a different color.
You can also pick these up at the @lulubell_japan Booth 5407 #sdcc #comicconexclusive #druid #cvlt #kvlt #madeinjapan #sofubi #japanesevinyl #alltheyoungdrüdescarrythenews #Thankstothepeoplewhobroughtmeboozetoday #wedrankitall #burrrrp #lotsofcosplaybuttstoday #mmmmmbutts #iwannatouchyourbutt #ineedyourbutt #jasoneedmistoniswaytoocanadian #baphomet #hailsatan #drinkpbr

Jul 24

So this is happening today. At the @lulubell_japan LuLuBell toys booth 5047 1pm. We are revealing the brandspanking awesome new #Gräyve #shubzeroth 
We aka #metacrypt (aka @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) aka #theMEATcrypt aka #imightbekindahungover We will also be finally revealing our new toy the #drüdes we will only have a few available so jam on it! #wickywickywickysoooo
After that I’ll be at my booth #4503 kissing hands and shaking babies. 
#comicconexclusive #sdcc #kaiju #sofubi #kvlt #madeinjapan #cvlt #stupidhipstertag #vinyltoy #baphomet #bringboozeandhugstomyboothplease #andasexyfrenchmaidlady

So this is happening today. At the @lulubell_japan LuLuBell toys booth 5047 1pm. We are revealing the brandspanking awesome new #Gräyve #shubzeroth
We aka #metacrypt (aka @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) aka #theMEATcrypt aka #imightbekindahungover We will also be finally revealing our new toy the #drüdes we will only have a few available so jam on it! #wickywickywickysoooo
After that I’ll be at my booth #4503 kissing hands and shaking babies.
#comicconexclusive #sdcc #kaiju #sofubi #kvlt #madeinjapan #cvlt #stupidhipstertag #vinyltoy #baphomet #bringboozeandhugstomyboothplease #andasexyfrenchmaidlady

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Jul 23

These will be available only at my booth (#4503) during Comic Con this week. They will not be available in my shop.
Each print is an 8.5” x 11” offset The “Bride” and “Monster” print will be super extra awesome with a spot-varnish to highlight the anatomy underneath! They are not signed or numbered. I’ll sign them if you want but then they’ll be worth less on eBay!

These will be available only at my booth (#4503) during Comic Con this week. They will not be available in my shop.

Each print is an 8.5” x 11” offset
The “Bride” and “Monster” print will be super extra awesome with a spot-varnish to highlight the anatomy underneath!
They are not signed or numbered.
I’ll sign them if you want but then they’ll be worth less on eBay!

Jul 22

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Jul 21

Here’s a sneak peek for another #metacrypt #comicconexclusive that we will be releasing during our signing at the LuLuBell @lulubell_japan booth 5407 at 1pm on Thursday! We are super stoked on how awesome of a paint job @dski_one did for this #shubzeroth release. If we are Hall & Oates he would be our Jazzy Jeff. #justgowithit  I’ll also have my own booth 4503 in the #donatoarts section. My booth will be packed to the gills with new prints, patches and long sold out prints I’ve been hoarding just for this con. So yeah any #pearljam and #queenaofthestoneage nerds should take note. I’m bring a few of the sold out prints with me.  Since I’m the hairier half of #metacrypt I will also have some shub zeroth figures and heads at my booth.  I love #comiccon because it’s that time of year when people who fall out of contact hit me up with their annual awkward never getting to the point of asking if I can get them into the con or stand in line for 2 days so they can have some con exclusive that they’ll end up selling on eBay anyways. It started about a week ago and daily I get either a text or email asking for a hook up.  The only questions I will answer are: “can I buy you (many) drink(s)?” #fuckyes  “can I buy a print (and a bunch more prints) from you?” #fuckyes  “Can I give you a hug?” #fuckyes  “Can we hire you to do some rad art for this huge project and pay you a decent fee?” #fuckyes  Everything else gets a big fat #fucknope See ya guys this week in San Diego! #sofubi #imcrankybecauseihaventbeensleepingallweek #idranklotsofcoffee #norestfortheretardedtonight #vinyltoy #kaiju #baphomet #cvlt #madeinjapan #imadeazinetodayforthedrüderelease #itsdrippingwithhipstergoodness #whichsmellsalotlikestalepbr #ipostednewpatchesinmyshop #iwantpizza

Here’s a sneak peek for another #metacrypt #comicconexclusive that we will be releasing during our signing at the LuLuBell @lulubell_japan booth 5407 at 1pm on Thursday! We are super stoked on how awesome of a paint job @dski_one did for this #shubzeroth release. If we are Hall & Oates he would be our Jazzy Jeff. #justgowithit
I’ll also have my own booth 4503 in the #donatoarts section. My booth will be packed to the gills with new prints, patches and long sold out prints I’ve been hoarding just for this con. So yeah any #pearljam and #queenaofthestoneage nerds should take note. I’m bring a few of the sold out prints with me.
Since I’m the hairier half of #metacrypt I will also have some shub zeroth figures and heads at my booth.
I love #comiccon because it’s that time of year when people who fall out of contact hit me up with their annual awkward never getting to the point of asking if I can get them into the con or stand in line for 2 days so they can have some con exclusive that they’ll end up selling on eBay anyways. It started about a week ago and daily I get either a text or email asking for a hook up.
The only questions I will answer are:
“can I buy you (many) drink(s)?”
#fuckyes
“can I buy a print (and a bunch more prints) from you?”
#fuckyes
“Can I give you a hug?”
#fuckyes
“Can we hire you to do some rad art for this huge project and pay you a decent fee?”
#fuckyes
Everything else gets a big fat #fucknope
See ya guys this week in San Diego!
#sofubi #imcrankybecauseihaventbeensleepingallweek #idranklotsofcoffee #norestfortheretardedtonight #vinyltoy #kaiju #baphomet #cvlt #madeinjapan #imadeazinetodayforthedrüderelease #itsdrippingwithhipstergoodness #whichsmellsalotlikestalepbr #ipostednewpatchesinmyshop #iwantpizza