Don't Hold Your Breath

Jul 25

Behold the #drüde … A secret society of #shubzeroth worshippers (aka groupies). These are now available at my booth #4503  this week at #comiccon We #metacrypt ( @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) are really stoked on how these turned out. Each drüde is one of a kind and cast in a different color.
You can also pick these up at the @lulubell_japan Booth 5407 #sdcc #comicconexclusive #druid #cvlt #kvlt #madeinjapan #sofubi #japanesevinyl #alltheyoungdrüdescarrythenews #Thankstothepeoplewhobroughtmeboozetoday #wedrankitall #burrrrp #lotsofcosplaybuttstoday #mmmmmbutts #iwannatouchyourbutt #ineedyourbutt #jasoneedmistoniswaytoocanadian #baphomet #hailsatan #drinkpbr

Behold the #drüde … A secret society of #shubzeroth worshippers (aka groupies). These are now available at my booth #4503 this week at #comiccon We #metacrypt ( @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) are really stoked on how these turned out. Each drüde is one of a kind and cast in a different color.
You can also pick these up at the @lulubell_japan Booth 5407 #sdcc #comicconexclusive #druid #cvlt #kvlt #madeinjapan #sofubi #japanesevinyl #alltheyoungdrüdescarrythenews #Thankstothepeoplewhobroughtmeboozetoday #wedrankitall #burrrrp #lotsofcosplaybuttstoday #mmmmmbutts #iwannatouchyourbutt #ineedyourbutt #jasoneedmistoniswaytoocanadian #baphomet #hailsatan #drinkpbr

Jul 24

So this is happening today. At the @lulubell_japan LuLuBell toys booth 5047 1pm. We are revealing the brandspanking awesome new #Gräyve #shubzeroth 
We aka #metacrypt (aka @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) aka #theMEATcrypt aka #imightbekindahungover We will also be finally revealing our new toy the #drüdes we will only have a few available so jam on it! #wickywickywickysoooo
After that I’ll be at my booth #4503 kissing hands and shaking babies. 
#comicconexclusive #sdcc #kaiju #sofubi #kvlt #madeinjapan #cvlt #stupidhipstertag #vinyltoy #baphomet #bringboozeandhugstomyboothplease #andasexyfrenchmaidlady

So this is happening today. At the @lulubell_japan LuLuBell toys booth 5047 1pm. We are revealing the brandspanking awesome new #Gräyve #shubzeroth
We aka #metacrypt (aka @brianewing x @rocketsociety ) aka #theMEATcrypt aka #imightbekindahungover We will also be finally revealing our new toy the #drüdes we will only have a few available so jam on it! #wickywickywickysoooo
After that I’ll be at my booth #4503 kissing hands and shaking babies.
#comicconexclusive #sdcc #kaiju #sofubi #kvlt #madeinjapan #cvlt #stupidhipstertag #vinyltoy #baphomet #bringboozeandhugstomyboothplease #andasexyfrenchmaidlady

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Jul 23

These will be available only at my booth (#4503) during Comic Con this week. They will not be available in my shop.
Each print is an 8.5” x 11” offset The “Bride” and “Monster” print will be super extra awesome with a spot-varnish to highlight the anatomy underneath! They are not signed or numbered. I’ll sign them if you want but then they’ll be worth less on eBay!

These will be available only at my booth (#4503) during Comic Con this week. They will not be available in my shop.

Each print is an 8.5” x 11” offset
The “Bride” and “Monster” print will be super extra awesome with a spot-varnish to highlight the anatomy underneath!
They are not signed or numbered.
I’ll sign them if you want but then they’ll be worth less on eBay!

Jul 22

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Jul 21

Here’s a sneak peek for another #metacrypt #comicconexclusive that we will be releasing during our signing at the LuLuBell @lulubell_japan booth 5407 at 1pm on Thursday! We are super stoked on how awesome of a paint job @dski_one did for this #shubzeroth release. If we are Hall & Oates he would be our Jazzy Jeff. #justgowithit  I’ll also have my own booth 4503 in the #donatoarts section. My booth will be packed to the gills with new prints, patches and long sold out prints I’ve been hoarding just for this con. So yeah any #pearljam and #queenaofthestoneage nerds should take note. I’m bring a few of the sold out prints with me.  Since I’m the hairier half of #metacrypt I will also have some shub zeroth figures and heads at my booth.  I love #comiccon because it’s that time of year when people who fall out of contact hit me up with their annual awkward never getting to the point of asking if I can get them into the con or stand in line for 2 days so they can have some con exclusive that they’ll end up selling on eBay anyways. It started about a week ago and daily I get either a text or email asking for a hook up.  The only questions I will answer are: “can I buy you (many) drink(s)?” #fuckyes  “can I buy a print (and a bunch more prints) from you?” #fuckyes  “Can I give you a hug?” #fuckyes  “Can we hire you to do some rad art for this huge project and pay you a decent fee?” #fuckyes  Everything else gets a big fat #fucknope See ya guys this week in San Diego! #sofubi #imcrankybecauseihaventbeensleepingallweek #idranklotsofcoffee #norestfortheretardedtonight #vinyltoy #kaiju #baphomet #cvlt #madeinjapan #imadeazinetodayforthedrüderelease #itsdrippingwithhipstergoodness #whichsmellsalotlikestalepbr #ipostednewpatchesinmyshop #iwantpizza

Here’s a sneak peek for another #metacrypt #comicconexclusive that we will be releasing during our signing at the LuLuBell @lulubell_japan booth 5407 at 1pm on Thursday! We are super stoked on how awesome of a paint job @dski_one did for this #shubzeroth release. If we are Hall & Oates he would be our Jazzy Jeff. #justgowithit
I’ll also have my own booth 4503 in the #donatoarts section. My booth will be packed to the gills with new prints, patches and long sold out prints I’ve been hoarding just for this con. So yeah any #pearljam and #queenaofthestoneage nerds should take note. I’m bring a few of the sold out prints with me.
Since I’m the hairier half of #metacrypt I will also have some shub zeroth figures and heads at my booth.
I love #comiccon because it’s that time of year when people who fall out of contact hit me up with their annual awkward never getting to the point of asking if I can get them into the con or stand in line for 2 days so they can have some con exclusive that they’ll end up selling on eBay anyways. It started about a week ago and daily I get either a text or email asking for a hook up.
The only questions I will answer are:
“can I buy you (many) drink(s)?”
#fuckyes
“can I buy a print (and a bunch more prints) from you?”
#fuckyes
“Can I give you a hug?”
#fuckyes
“Can we hire you to do some rad art for this huge project and pay you a decent fee?”
#fuckyes
Everything else gets a big fat #fucknope
See ya guys this week in San Diego!
#sofubi #imcrankybecauseihaventbeensleepingallweek #idranklotsofcoffee #norestfortheretardedtonight #vinyltoy #kaiju #baphomet #cvlt #madeinjapan #imadeazinetodayforthedrüderelease #itsdrippingwithhipstergoodness #whichsmellsalotlikestalepbr #ipostednewpatchesinmyshop #iwantpizza

Jul 20

Yep…
#sawthemamillionyearsagoinminneapolis #makesupfornothoingtotheshowintennesseelastyear #11dollarbeers #somanyurbanoutfittershippies #drumcircleintheparkinglot

Yep…
#sawthemamillionyearsagoinminneapolis #makesupfornothoingtotheshowintennesseelastyear #11dollarbeers #somanyurbanoutfittershippies #drumcircleintheparkinglot

Starting show some sneaks for #sdcc !
These lil #drüdes will be available at my @brianewing booth 4503 and at the LuLuBell Toys @lulubell_japan booth 5407 @rocketsociety and I will be doing a signing at the #LuLuBell booth on Thursday! Sign up for the newsletter for more info meta-crypt.com
More #metacrypt stuff to announce as well as my own solo stuff. See you in a week San Diego!
#sofubi #comiccon #masqueofthereddeath #vinyltoy #comicconexclusive #alltheyoungdrüdescarrythenews #booth4503 #illbepostingsneaksallweek #prettysneakybetweenthecheeky #gonnaseeneutralmilkhoteltonight #stoked #metatonofcoolpeopleatwarpedthispastweek #cantwaittogetafulleighthoursofsleep #firstthingidowhenilandisgetmeaburritoatponces #missallmyconfriemds #wishihadasexyfrenchsmaidrobotladytomakemecoffeeandastarbucksbreakfastsammich #holdthecheese

Starting show some sneaks for #sdcc !
These lil #drüdes will be available at my @brianewing booth 4503 and at the LuLuBell Toys @lulubell_japan booth 5407 @rocketsociety and I will be doing a signing at the #LuLuBell booth on Thursday! Sign up for the newsletter for more info meta-crypt.com
More #metacrypt stuff to announce as well as my own solo stuff. See you in a week San Diego!
#sofubi #comiccon #masqueofthereddeath #vinyltoy #comicconexclusive #alltheyoungdrüdescarrythenews #booth4503 #illbepostingsneaksallweek #prettysneakybetweenthecheeky #gonnaseeneutralmilkhoteltonight #stoked #metatonofcoolpeopleatwarpedthispastweek #cantwaittogetafulleighthoursofsleep #firstthingidowhenilandisgetmeaburritoatponces #missallmyconfriemds #wishihadasexyfrenchsmaidrobotladytomakemecoffeeandastarbucksbreakfastsammich #holdthecheese

Jul 16

I’m in Cinci today with @moorman12 checking out #everytimeidie and to hang with all my @warpedtour amigos aaaaand do a signing with rock photographer #LisaJohnson my collaborator on this year’s #warpedtour art!
Cincinnati! Meet @BRIAN_EWING @LisaJohnsonPix co-creators of the @vanswarpedtour artwork! Photo meet & greet 4:00pm at the Decades Tent!
#wheresthebeertent #fuckimold #ifeellikeishouldbehangingwithalltheparents #etidarecrushingit @cellarjayne hit me up. 
#sostokedtobehere #sostokedtoseemyworkeverywhere #sostokedidonthavekids

I’m in Cinci today with @moorman12 checking out #everytimeidie and to hang with all my @warpedtour amigos aaaaand do a signing with rock photographer #LisaJohnson my collaborator on this year’s #warpedtour art!
Cincinnati! Meet @BRIAN_EWING @LisaJohnsonPix co-creators of the @vanswarpedtour artwork! Photo meet & greet 4:00pm at the Decades Tent!
#wheresthebeertent #fuckimold #ifeellikeishouldbehangingwithalltheparents #etidarecrushingit @cellarjayne hit me up.
#sostokedtobehere #sostokedtoseemyworkeverywhere #sostokedidonthavekids

Jul 13

Halfway done with the inks. Taking a break to rest my hand and fill my glass up with more wine. #inkinganddrinking 
For these types of pieces I do the bones first then the muscles. Or basically I work left to right. I’ll smear less of my pencils doing it that way cuz I’m a south paw. 
I tend to work at 11x17 cuz that’s the size of my scanner bed. The model is posed in a way that I need include her pelvis. That means I gotta draw more anatomy than usual. I’m kinda whining but I’m not. Cuz it’s turning out all sexy and junk. As sexy as inking and anatomy can actually get. Which probably isn’t much. Unless you’re a nerd. Or just a weirdo. #nowonderimsingle
Apologoes to people trying to reach me right now. I hafta ignore everything in order to get shit done. #themsthebreaks
Thanks to all the folks and their fake birthday wishes. 
I’ll be doing a singing at the @warpedtour July 19th. Bring me booze if you’ll be there. 
I’ll also have a booth at San Diego Comic Con. Booth 4503. Bring booze to me there too. If any of you live there and wanna take me surfing I would be stoked and kiss your butt with prints and lunch. Staying an extra couple of days thanks to someone flaking on me. But I digress… 
Time to finish inking the donuts…
#illustration #inking #ladieswithnoskin #anatomy #nerdporn #sketch #skull #calavera #comiccon #sdcc #oymehandsarehurting #dosexyfrenchmaidladiesgivehandmassages #wishfuldrinking #beenonabig70srockkick #eaglesbobsegertompettyeltonjohnbeatlesetc

Halfway done with the inks. Taking a break to rest my hand and fill my glass up with more wine. #inkinganddrinking
For these types of pieces I do the bones first then the muscles. Or basically I work left to right. I’ll smear less of my pencils doing it that way cuz I’m a south paw.
I tend to work at 11x17 cuz that’s the size of my scanner bed. The model is posed in a way that I need include her pelvis. That means I gotta draw more anatomy than usual. I’m kinda whining but I’m not. Cuz it’s turning out all sexy and junk. As sexy as inking and anatomy can actually get. Which probably isn’t much. Unless you’re a nerd. Or just a weirdo. #nowonderimsingle
Apologoes to people trying to reach me right now. I hafta ignore everything in order to get shit done. #themsthebreaks
Thanks to all the folks and their fake birthday wishes.
I’ll be doing a singing at the @warpedtour July 19th. Bring me booze if you’ll be there.
I’ll also have a booth at San Diego Comic Con. Booth 4503. Bring booze to me there too. If any of you live there and wanna take me surfing I would be stoked and kiss your butt with prints and lunch. Staying an extra couple of days thanks to someone flaking on me. But I digress…
Time to finish inking the donuts…
#illustration #inking #ladieswithnoskin #anatomy #nerdporn #sketch #skull #calavera #comiccon #sdcc #oymehandsarehurting #dosexyfrenchmaidladiesgivehandmassages #wishfuldrinking #beenonabig70srockkick #eaglesbobsegertompettyeltonjohnbeatlesetc